more brainstorms

what if instead of fulfilling the expectation of a greeting card/post card, i created cards that were unexpected, and the opposite of what the normal convention of a card is. a card usually falls into a category of  something that you want it to say, things you want to hear-happy birthday, congratulations, missing you, just saying hi, get well soon--all lovely nice things. what if the cards were less conventional...un-expectations. you are full of it (or youre full of shit). you are a rotten liar. you are the scum of the earth. you need to get over yourself. stop gossiping. focus on yourself, you need some work. pull yourself together. get some help. i know a great shrink. i hope you've stopped binge drinking. couples are boring and everyone knows it. you and your boyfriend/girlfriend make me sick. im looking forward to not ever having to see you again.